The Little Green Men Are Coming
Written October 05. 2006 in
DreamsAnother night, another wacky dream.
In this dream, I met this rather "interesting" new-agerish type fellow.
He explained to me that sacred mushrooms were the key to spiritual
experience. Not only that, but they were also the symbol for
interplanetary travel and that aliens had built spaceships resembling
them. He continued onward about how the spaceship's internal chambers,
flight system, etc. were all modeled after mushrooms. Needless to say I
was thinking that this fellow was a nutjob. He then continued, in all
seriousness, saying that, "It's true! Jesus is coming back on his
starship! I don't think Klecko is coming though." I was like, "Uh....
Klecko?" But I figured that although this fellow was living in a rather
interesting delusion, I prefered the real world.
Little did I know.
A few days later, I was watching live on CNN. An alien ship had landed
in Washington D.C., and a little green man popped out saying, in an
incredible cliche style, "My name is Klecko. Take me to your leader."
I just about had to scrape my jaw off the floor, but the best part came
later.
A few days later, I talked to some people. Dubya's popularity had
soared quite a bit (I guess shaking hands with the little green man
made for great publicity). Unfortunately, he had deployed our troops in
some other no doubt fruitless conflict(unfortunately they didn't tell
me where in the dream). So, his popularity sank like a stone. Again.
This was a pretty funny dream for me. Oh, I told my GF about the
previous dream a bit(the one about the girls). I think she reads too
much into stuff like this--it's just a dream.
-"My name is Peter. Take me to your leader."
Dream Date: July 26th, 2006